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Zakharovsky District is an administrative and municipal district (raion), one of the twenty-five in Ryazan Oblast, Russia. It is located in the west of the oblast. The area of the district is 985.9 square kilometers (380.7 sq mi). Its administrative center is the rural locality of Zakharovo. Population: 9,136 ; 10,607 (2002 Census); 11,205 (1989 Soviet census). The population of Zakharovo accounts for 30.0% of the district's total population.
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{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
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Osip Emilyevich Mandelstam was a Russian and Soviet poet. He was one of the foremost members of the Acmeist school.
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