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{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}
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